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Supernatural: An Easter Summary
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mikkeneko asked: I like to imagine that when Loki gets hungry for Thor's cock he shows up wherever Thor is and starts magically vanishing his articles of clothing, one by one. one every 60 seconds, so Thor knows exactly how much time he has to extract himself from the current situation and get somewhere private
I was going to pose the question, “So there’s an interesting thought, because you know sometimes it would turn into a game of chicken, who would blink first, because I’m pretty sure Thor would be fine with public nudity, he has been known to come out swinging to a fight and not giving a fuck while the W3 are like JFC PUT SOME PANTS ON THOR (that comic was the greatest thing in my life), but Loki’s a stubborn little shit. So who would blink first?”
And then I realize that it wouldn’t be an issue, because Loki’s not about, “If you don’t finish up and we go somewhere private, we’ll fuck right here.” but instead, “You have this much time until I go find ways to entertain myself, Thor.”
I love this idea, though, so much. Some days, Loki arrives buttoned up to the nines, so that there’s a good half hour Thor has to finish up with whatever he’s doing, it’s a long, slow, drawn-out strip tease that sometimes they both enjoy, sometimes Thor finds terribly distracting.
Other times, though, Loki’s got little more than boots, pants, a shirt, and a pair of gloves on when he shows up. That’s when he’s really hungry for Thor’s cock and really does not want to wait, so it’s Thor’s choice or not, but he better hurry up with it, one way or the other.
That time Loki showed up in nothing but a fur coat with not a stitch on underneath was a difficult minute for both of them, but it was really, really worth it. Loki didn’t even manage to get the coat off before Thor was hauling him off and finding the nearest quiet place to pull Loki into his lap. And Loki rode him like he was possessed and refused to let Thor pull out until they’d gone three rounds right there.